Kavanaugh announces he has actually discovered the bones of Jesus of Nazareth in a cave outside Jerusalem, finally vindicating his NT theology. He is calling for a huge celebration in Rome, to be presided over by Pope Francis and a chorus line of dancing nuns, with music to be provided by a selection of Hip Hop bands. Communion kits will be provided to the crowd by Pepperidge Farm bread and Ripple wine. Signed photographs of Che Guevara and Bernadette Devlin (and, of course, Kavanaugh) will be available. TBA
Really, what is the point. I heard that Bergoglio is outlawing the Mass soon.
Gene - Your skills, honed over a long period, obviously, have finally come to the fore.Congratulations!
Bee here:Know what's really sad? I thought this story could be true. When it comes to things some leaders in the Church have done, or suggested be done, nothing would surprise me anymore...God bless.Bee
In my dream world the second line of the headline said, "and proceeds to reverently rip Francis a new one"
Bee here:(in light of the photo on this post of the clown liturgy)Today my brother and I had dinner together, and he told me today at the Mass at parish he attends the priest and the priest's sister and brother....ACTED OUT THE GOSPEL on the altar. Another parish priest took photos while it was going on. Afterward there was applause....My brother says he's done (meaning, that was the last straw). He's going to another parish.God bless,Bee
Bee,Your brother is blessed with common sense. His parish will ONLY miss his money.
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